About me

A small introduction about myself

Sir Shrek

Orge & Father and husband!

I am a green ogre with brown eyes. I always wear a white long sleeved tunic within my brown turtle designed mini vest, brown pinstriped pants and dark short boots with a rip folded design in each side.

My parents left me when I turned 7. Although they didn't want me to go, they had to follow the "ogre rules". Since then I have been living in a swamp in the middle of the forest. Now I’m living my best life with my beautiful wife Fiona, our children Fergus, Farkle, Felicia and my best friend Donkey.

Skills & Expertice

My skills are...

I have immense physical strength far superior to ordinary humans. Besides, I can travel on foot for miles without tiring. Despite having no formal training, I am a capable hand-to-hand fighter and can often hold my own against multiple opponents at once without tiring. I am an excellent hunter, forager and cook, creating improvised dishes such as weed rat stew. Also I am a great strategist! I have a high degree of cunning and cleverness, using a broken sword and chains to ensnare Dragon, as well as getting the idea to create Mongo by seeing Gingerbread Man standing next to Far Far Away Castle.Last but not least, I have adept knowledge of fairy tales and ogre lore, such as the stories of Throwback and Bloodnut the Flatulent.

Superhuman Strength
Enhanced Durability
Survivalist
Perfect husband/Father

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